Thursday, September 1, 2011

The World's Longest Yard Sale-Part Two {finally!}


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We set out for the WLYS bright and shining early (4 pm) on Wednesday.  We drove from Greensboro, NC to Chattanooga, TN.  It was fun and uneventful, save the terrific lightning storm we encountered in Knoxville.  There were bolts connecting with the road straight in front of us.  Very exciting/worrisome.

We arrived at our hotel around 1 am and fell into bed.  Our goal this trip was not to wake up with the chickens and hit every sale first but to enjoy ourselves.  So we languidly began our day at the Cracker Barrel around 9:30.  We visited about half the Cracker Barrels in the South, I think.  It's part of the experience.

(Apparently, while in Cracker Barrel, one must attempt to never make eye contact.)

From there we wound our way south along the route and let me tell you, it was confusing!


The only directions I could find online were heading North from Gadsden, so we had to reverse them and hope for the best.  It did work out in the end but like I said before, I think we'll skip this leg of the route next time. 

That being said, here is the route heading south from Chatanooga to Gadsden:

127 becomes 27
Take 27 to 157
turn left on 189
turn left on 136
turn rigth on 157
turn right on 48
48 becomes 117
turn left on 89
89 becomes 176




The scenery going over Lookout Mountain was beautiful.  One of the highlights of the day wasn't an amazing sale, but rather, when we stopped at a log home up in the rocky, wooded hills of north-west Georgia and chatted with a couple ladies sitting on the steps of their porch.  One was wrapping scrap fabric around a wire frame, making some cool shabby chic piece and the other lady let us use her bathroom and answered our questions.  It just cemented in our minds the difference between California and the south.  They were open to setting aside any agenda or stranger fears to get to know us and chat.  They were warm and friendly even though we weren't buying anything from their sale.


Then there was the estate sale in the tiny old house tucked into the woods.  I couldn't stay inside long or I would have hurled.  It was rank with moth balls and cigarette smoke.  So much so that when we were all back in the car, bathing in sanitizer, I said Well, I know why she died.  And yet, my mom bought sewing notions and fabric there.  We made her put it in the trailer.  Thankfully, the stink did leave after she washed it.


We did hit an amazing barn sale further off the beaten path.  It was a gem.  I scored two vintage table cloths, old alphabet blocks in my baby's name letters, tiny wooden german figures, a tin wind-up birdie, and a couple old glass bottles and blue Ball jars.  The Jennies found some really awesome stuff like hobnail milk glass wall sconces, a wooden tiered table top tray, vintage linens, bottles and blue glass Ball jars.  And Jenny got a digital embroidery machine.





I desperately wanted one of these vintage metal dollhouses!  They were priced at around $20!  Couldn't fit them in the suitcase home though!




This was the blue glass Ball jar trip for Jenny and I.  We snapped up over twenty of them all together.  You just can't find them here in SoCal and when you do, expect to pay an arm and a leg.  And Jenny, she just likes to copy me.  No, not really.  Yes, really.


Jenni was able to score some old blue glass electrical insulators and drift wood type knots.  Jenni was not only shopping for herself but for the furniture showroom she is helping open.  Both the Jennies were able to score some sweet furniture and larger pieces on this trip while my mom and I had to limit our purchases to what we could take back on the plane with us.  We both had big suitcases and planned on checking a box as well.  There are weight restrictions though and we had the baggage charges looming over our heads already.  Next time, I'm bringing my giant suitcase and like two outfits. ;)



We stopped at a field sale and found some cute stuff and I had my first run-in with a WLYS port-a-potty.  *shiver* I don't recommend doing this sale at seven months pregnant.  I had to use waayy more of these facilities than the other girls.

We navigated one set of switchbacks, with a trailer mind you, no less than five times because we had to leave the mountain for gas and then go back for a sale and then leave for food and then go back for another sale and then finally leave to get to the highway.  On my phone's map it looked like a squashed "z".

We called it a day when we hit the Hwy 59.  Something I tried to curb myself of while in the south was referring to freeways and highways as "The --", like as in "The 59 North".  That's just how we say it in SoCal and in the South it gets quizzical looks and confusion.  So, I had to verbally cross out "the" every time I gave directions to the driver (being the navigator).  We headed back to Chattanooga and showered and hopped into bed.

(Mom took this from Jenny's car after we picked the trailer up)

One thing I haven't mentioned yet is the trailer...and the fact that none of us really knew much about driving with a trailer...specifically how to back up.  We did what any self respecting southern ladies would do.  We avoided getting into situations where we would have to back up and when it was impossible, asked a nearby gentleman to do it for us.  Good thing we're so cute.  We decided that before our next WLYS we all have to take a course in driving with a trailer.

The next day we started with a meal at Cracker Barrel, where we met two nice girls from Atlanta doing the WLYS too. We had seen them at a sale the day before and briefly chatted.  They had traveled north from Gadsden and been rained out of a lot of sales. We then headed north up Signal Hill.  We had been warned about Signal Hill.  It's a hotbed of booth and tent sales, crawling with that WLYS dreaded vermin, The Dealer. 


A word about Dealers.  These people come to the sale, many every year, to sell whatever items they feel aren't moving quickly in their stores or businesses.  They tend to charge retail prices and aren't as flexible in negotiating, but they have good stuff.  It all depends on what your MO is in doing the sale.  Are you out to find specific pieces to round out a collection or are you treasure hunting for good deals.  If it's the former, you may want to give the dealers a chance.  They may have what you are looking for and though they will be higher priced than the garage sale next to their booth, their prices will most likely be lower or more flexible than in an antique store or online auction.  If your MO is the latter than you may want to drive past these sales (hint: look for professionally printed signs and banners that read "Antiques" to spot them) rather than have your bargain hunting sensibilities hurt by their prices.

There are two types of dealers.  Those who don't want to haul all their stuff home and understand that they are participating in what is essentially a Yard Sale, and those that are stubborn and waiting for that one gullible customer with deep pockets.  In dealing with either, don't be afraid to haggle.  You are not in their shop, they are at your Yard Sale.  If they don't like it, too bad.  You can walk away and they can wait for someone else who is willing to pay retail in the middle of a dirt lot with sweat dripping down their back.  If it happens to be the first kind of dealer, they will be willing to barter with you.  Again, probably not as low as the gal in her driveway or the guy who opened up his pappy's barn down the road, but still good pieces for less than retail.

When we approached a sale we couldn't clearly see, such as one inside a tent or back down a long driveway, we would send a spotter to check it out.  If it looked good we'd park and head out, if not we'd jump back on the road and waste less time.  We found that if we all got out for a sale, whether or not there was good stuff, we tended to stay longer just to justify the effort of parking the trailer!

Yard Sale traffic on Signal Hill

We found some nice stuff on Signal Hill, a few items of clothing, a really nice pack n' play, I got a Bumbo seat and a papizan bouncer for the bubs (though the bouncer ended up staying with Aunt Jenny as it wouldn't fit into my suitcase).  But the real treasure was found off the hill.  The homes and the scenery were worth it to me, even if there was traffic.  It was beautiful.




This house was our favorite on Signal Hill.  It was covered in hanging baskets of impatiens.

We drove down into Dunlap, a quaint town totally overrun by the sale.  It was AWESOME.  Every front yard had a sale and the prices were very good.  The wares were great.  We found some of our best items here.






I got the only jadite pieces of the trip here.  It just wasn't to be had anywhere else or it was way overpriced in a dealer's booth.  I scored some ball jars, baby clothes and books too.  But the Jennies got the most amazing steals.  Jenni bought an old, wooden architectural salvage pillar, a leaded glass window and a gorgeous antique arts and crafts hall tree.  Jenny found a turquoise coffee table and matching pink side table, picket planter and curly wall shelf.  Jenny also got a whole lot of blue Ball jars for a steal.  I know they got other smalls too but it's hard to remember everything!





Did I mention the amazing unpacking and repacking job we (read: the Jennies) had to do everytime we bought another large item?

We did a few other tent sales and ended up running into the two gals from Atlanta at one of them.  Jenni also found two big salvaged corbels for the showroom, Mom found a button-holer (an item she's been searching for for years!), Jenny got more glass jars and I found a cute Alice and Jerry reader and some architectural smalls.




We had to drive on to Danville, KY then, as it was still quite a ways away.  It was really sad to miss such a good, meaty chunk of the sale, probably the best portion, having to drive through Crossville and Jamestown at night.  I also don't recommend doing this portion of Hwy 127 after dark!  It was a bit treacherous.  And our driver, Jenny, had to be kept alert.  So, I read to her from old website forums about her embroidery machine and where she could find the cartridges for it since it's no longer sold in stores.  It was arduous.  I sat watching our route on my maps app on my iphone, warning her when a particularly twisty bit of road was coming and encouraging her that it would straighten out soon.  We made it though!  And we were ushered into Kentucky culture with the entrance into the smoke-filled hotel lobby.  This was a Best Western, mind you, and our room was non-smoking, but the whole place wreaked of smoke.  My pajamas that I slept in there smelled smokey the next night.  When travelling in Kentucky be prepared for smoke-filled places.

By far, Tennessee was our favorite part of the sale route.  I would like to do Tennessee exclusively next time.

Next post: Kentucky!


Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The World's Longest Yards Sale, Pt. 1



We have been planning the WLYS trip for years.  Well, dreaming rather.  The real planning began about a year ago when we determined that this would be the year.  We had many obstacles to overcome, pregnancy, trees falling through roofs, new jobs and lonely husbands.  But we powered through and made it happen.

First let's meet the crew, my partners in crime:

Mom ( Di):


Stats:
Loves pink, roses, chintz ware, teacups, doilies and her grandchildren. 

Hobbies: Sewing, baking, decorating, gardening

Occupation:  Full-time prayer ministry warrior and homemaker

Jenny:


Stats:
Loves bright colors, Fiesta ware, vintage treasures, books and her husband, Rob.

Hobbies: Sewing, crafting, decorating, yard saling.

Occupation: Newly hired office manager for an independent furniture design company in High Point, NC.

Jenni:


Stats:
Loves black, white, grey, classic colors, classic furniture pieces, awesome fabric, jewelry for all occasions (ask her about her "pool earrings"), her husband, Evan.

Hobbies: Sewing, decorating, yard saling, refurbishing furniture, talking to her insurance adjuster regarding the on-going home repairs from the tree that crashed through her roof last month. (ok, maybe that last one was not a hobby).

Occupation: Designer for an independent furniture design company in High Point, NC.

Betsi:


Stats:
Loves robins egg blue, jadite, birds, vintage junk, her husband Justin and her boys.

Hobbies: Sewing, crafting, yard saling, and curb picking.

Occupation: Full time mommy

This was all of our first trip to the WYLS.  So we got on the ol' interwebs and did some research.  There were some helpful tips and route maps but all in all, I found a lot of it very jumbled and confusing.  Here in, I will try to write with a bit more of a detailed and easy-to-follow route summary.  And hopefully I can provide some lessons learned or ideas for next year that could help others.

Here is the route we followed:


We left Greensboro, NC on Wednesday and drove to Chattanooga, TN, where we spent the night. We entered the WLYS at Chattanooga on Thursday morning.  We traveled south along the route into Georgia and a ways into Alabama before hopping off onto Hwy 59 and heading back to Chattanooga, where we again spent the night.  On Friday morning we headed north on Hwy 127 along the sale route.  We spent the night in Danville, KY and saled the route to Frankfort where we exited to head back home, via Beattyville, KY to visit Jenni's in-laws.

We had originally hoped to get farther down towards Gadsden, AL but found that we weren't able to cover as much ground the first day as we were just getting our sale legs.

We pre-booked hotels in Chattanooga, TN and Danville, KY.  We booked about a month ahead of time and found that our original overnight choice of Jamestown, TN had to be changed to Danville, KY as their were no vacancies along the route between Crossville, TN and Danville.  Book early, people!  Places fill up.  (Even the Motel 6, bleah)

Because of this, we were forced to drive through some of the best hot spots, such as Crossville, TN, at night and could only see the many tents and booths shut up by the side of the road in our headlight beams.  It was painful.  It also meant that we arrived at our hotel room after 1 am because we had to drive so far, along unfamiliar, dark and winding mountain roads, with a U-Haul.

It was a good first run.  We covered much of the main portion of the WYLS.  We all agreed that the next time we do this we will concentrate on one state or two halves of one state.  I vote for Tennessee.  I thought it had the best concentration of sales, even if there were more vendors.

Here's what we consider a list of WYLS must-haves:
  • U-haul trailer or large commercial van
  • wrapping supplies for breakables, blankets for furniture
  • laundry baskets, large tupperware bins (we each had one bin and one laundry basket) to hold "smalls" and keep our purchases separated.  If you have more than one person buying blue glass ball jars, you will have no idea how many or which ones you each bought by the end of the trip.
  • cooler.  We didn't find it as hard as others had warned us it was to find food and places to buy snacks along the route but it certainly saves time if you can just dig some cheese sticks out of the cooler before heading off to another sale.
  • ziplock bags, gallon and quart sized.  These come in handy for collecting smalls, like buttons or sewing notions, filling with ice from hotel machine for cooler, storing leftovers, dirty or wet shoes or clothes, etc. 
  • toilet paper and toilet seat protectors.  Much of the south does not believe in toilet seat protectors.  I do.  Also, there are lots of port-o-potties set up next to tent sales and gas stations that have their restrooms closed to the public.  They are generally quite nasty.  Mom and Jenni wouldn't use them.  I am pregnant.  I used them.  You just don't touch anything.  As a lady, this means you have to give your thigh muscles a workout.  They were killing me by the end of this trip.  Which brings us now to our next necessity:
  • hand sanitizer.  We went through about a gallon of the stuff.  Every time we stopped we were digging through junk.
  • baby wipes.  We used them to wash our hands, scrub the excess dirt off of some particularly grimy treasures, wash the dust off our legs, the sweat off our necks and the dirt of our shoes.  The WYLS is dirty.  Just face that before you go and you'll be fine.
  • small bills.  Lots of ones.  I started with about 40 ones, a couple tens and several twenties.  Everyplace we stopped to eat or get gas, I'd break a twenty just to keep myself in the ones.  I used very few quarters all in all.  Mainly because when I bought, I bundled so that I was rarely spending less than a buck at any one stop.  I'll talk more about bundling later.
  • tourist-style neck-slung "trade show" bags.  These were a stroke of genius on Jenni's part.  We already knew we wouldn't be carrying our handbags around the sales but I cringe at the thought of a waistpack...unless it's hot pink and has a New Kids On The Block key chain, that is.  These simple little bags are like the ones used by tourists to hold money and passports.  We kept our money, keys, toilet seat covers, tissues and measuring tapes in them.
  • camera.  We took a lot of pictures!  You want to document the journey!  I wish we'd gotten home in time to take pictures of all the stuff we scored, unwrapped and spread out on display.  But alas, the very next day, Mom and I left for SoCal and the Jennies left for Brazil.  (because, as I mentioned earlier, they are cooler than the rest of us)
  • sunscreen.  It's the south, it's summer, it's hot.  Figure it out.
  • rain jacket/poncho. (we didn't really need these this time as we kept arriving just after a storm had passed through or outrunning the ones coming, but we ran into some soaked individuals who could have used them!)
  • crocs.  Yeah, they are ugly but I saw just how useful they were.  I was the only one who didn't wear them and I was rewarded with some smelly trainers at the end of each day.  The girls just rinsed theirs out in any old sink (more on that story later) or with baby wipes.
  • large reusable totes.  When you are out shopping a big ol' tent sale, you don't want to run back to the car every time your hands get full.
  • lots and lots of water bottles.  Keeping hydrated is crucial!  It's hot and you work up quite a sweat.  Or, should I say, as ladies, that we "felt the heat".
I will add to this list if I think of more things.  I'm sure my partners in crime could think of a few more things!

That's all for today!  Next time: hitting the road...

Monday, July 25, 2011

Muffin Divinity

All right, we're all friends here, right?  So, I'll just come right out and say it:  I'm a big, hungry, sweet-loving pregnant girl. 

And these, these muffins right here?  They are my new BFFs.  And I hate the term BFF.  They are that good.


Doughnut Muffins.

Yes, people, Doughnut Freaking Muffins.  They are muffins, that taste like doughnuts.  I've done died and gone to Muffin Heaven, where lil' muffin men are dancing around me in ring-around-the-rosy chains and kissing lady doughnuts behind every streetlamp that is bouncing along to the bumpity-bop rhythm of the baked goods big band.

I got the recipe off of Kiwi homemaker extraordinaire, Paisley Jade's blog.  Who got it from Jen over here.


A word on my muffin making adventure:

I used muffin papers to avoid scrubbing my muffin tin.  (if you have children or a soul, you will understand my shortcut)  I also did half the batch fully dipped in butter (did she just say dipped in butter?!) and the other half remained under wraps with only their lil muffin tops getting the buttery goodness.  I thought that the full butter dip might be a bit of an overload and I think I was right.  At least for my tastes.  But, heck, you might be Paula Freakin' Dean and to you I say, go for it!  My muffins aren't as pretty as the original website's muffins because I had to peel off the wrappers and I don't have those kinds of mad baking skills.  Or the time to photoshop my muffins.  (I wonder how many Google hits I'm going to get for that last sentence?)


Without further ado, here is the recipe:

Doughnut Muffins



Ingredients:


For the muffins:


•1 3/4 cup flour

•1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

•1/2 teaspoon salt

•1/2 teaspoon nutmeg

•1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

•1/3 cup oil

•3/4 cup sugar

•1 egg

•3/4 cup milk


For the coating:


•1/4 -1/2 cup butter, melted

•1/3 cup sugar

•1 tablespoon cinnamon



Directions:


1.Preheat oven to 350 degrees and grease a muffin tin.

2.Combine flour, baking powder, salt, nutmeg and cinnamon in a medium bowl.

3.Combine oil, sugar, egg and milk in a large bowl. Add dry ingredients and stir only to combine.

4.Bake at 350 degrees for 15-20 minutes. While muffins are baking, melt butter in a small bowl. In another small bowl, combine the sugar and cinnamon.

5.Shake muffins out of the muffin tin while the muffins are still hot.

6.Dip muffins in the melted butter and then into the sugar and cinnamon mixture. Place on a wire rack and allow to cool.  Makes a dozen average size muffins.

7.Stand over rack and consume hot muffins while your children tug on your skirt and ask annoying questions like Can we have one?  Are they good?  Why are you shaking and sweating so much?  Should we call Daddy?
 
8.Get tested for di-uh-beet-us.
 
 
But seriously, all in moderation folks.  Of course, I had to immediately try one full coat and one buttered top only to decide which I preferred.  All for you, my loyal readers.  The sacrifice was all for you.  And the one I will eat after hitting Publish will be for you as well.  Because I care.
 
Time to go stuff this here muffin top into a more comfortable pair of pants...

Linky-linky!



Friday, May 6, 2011

Frosty Strawberry Squares...oh my!

We're feeling the effects of early summer settling in.  The temperatures have been in the upper 80's and 90's.  The sprinkler has been on in the morning for Neill to run through and I am ready for the older boys to be home for summer. ( I may later regret those words...)

I'm looking forward to beach days and creek side tramps, watermelon munched in the cool, shady grass and homemade summery treats.  Homemade lemonade is definitely in our immediate future.  For today I made these:


This is how my mom always ushered in summer for us.  One of the first signs, fresh strawberries, mixed with velvety cream and chilled to frosty, pink perfection.  I've been totally craving these!


And somehow, over the years, they morphed into Frosty Strawberry Squares, Oh My!  Hehe.


Would you like to try them?  You will love them, I promise!

Frosty Strawberry Squares

Ingredients:

1 cup flour

1/2 cup packed brown sugar

1/2 cup chopped pecans or walnuts or granola (we have to modify our recipe to granola due to a nut allergy)

1/2 cup butter, melted

2 egg whites

2 tablespoons lemon juice

1 cup white sugar

2 cups finely chopped strawberries

1 cup heavy cream

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Mix flour, brown sugar, nuts or granola and melted butter together in a bowl.  Spoon out, evenly, onto tin foil covered cookie sheet.  Heat in oven until mixture begins to smell toasted, about 10 minutes.  Remove and set aside to cool.
In mixing bowl combine egg whites and lemon juice and whip until soft peaks form.  Slowly add in sugar while whipping.  Whip until stiff peaks form.  Fold in strawberries.
In another mixing bowl beat cream until stiff but not grainy.  Fold whipped cream into egg white and strawberry mixture.
Sprinkle 2/3 nut/granola mixture over bottom of greased 9x13 pan.  Pour strawberry cream mixture over this and smooth evenly.  Sprinkle reserved nut/granola mixture over top.


Cover with saran wrap and place in freezer for 6 hours or overnight before serving.  Let thaw fifteen minutes before cutting.

Happy Early Summer Dreams to you!